123.
Ok.
Yeah.
Sure.
Whatever.
Why not?
I've been gaining and losing the same five pounds for the past three weeks and not hitting my period. And yesterday? I got up to 1290 calories, and....what? Instead of gaining like I have been anytime I exceed 900 for the past three weeks, I lose 2 pounds?
Oh, and top that off with a nice dollop of waking up with a blaring migraine.
Sure. That makes awesome sense.
And no, it's not "bumping up my metabolism" because I keep binging, so my metabolism has been well bumped. I have no self control lately.
And apparently my body has no regard for the laws of thermodynamics.
Hoorah.
Freaking A you guys. The guy who made up the rules of energy-in, energy-out, seriously needs to take a look at my metabolism and see that it defies all laws of reality.
That, or I am seriously fucking up on calculating my energy-in more than I thought.
Which is the most likely scenario.
(Energy in being calories consumed).
On another note.
I bought shorts.
First pair I've owned since I was like...12.
At least, outside of pajamas.
Fear the thunderthighs.
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I can't wait till I can wear shorts again. No way anyone will see me wearing one this summer. Great that you finally can!
ReplyDeleteGosh, my metabolism does this too. I thought it was just me. I am one weight before dinner and then after, I'm five pounds heavier.
ReplyDeleteWhacked up much?
Congrats on the shorts! You'll break your plateau soon, stay strong lady!
ReplyDeleteMmmm how I long to fuck up some shorts. I want to rock them so hard.
ReplyDeleteim having the same problem, ive been losing on 1200 calories (ALOT!) and all of sudden it seems like ive reached a plateau and ive been consistently the same weight for the last week, ugh, science is never right! wow, since you were 12? ana has made me hide in skinny jeans, i rarely wear shorts anymore.
ReplyDeleteHayy love !
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to let you know that i've given you the Beautiful Blogger award !
it's on my page =]
congratulations!
ReplyDeleteI know you will find control ;)
And good for you you got some shorts. your toned little thighs will look awesome in them once you succeed.
who dusnt love an incentive?
*Trembles dutifully*
ReplyDelete:p
WOW, go you with the shorts. I bet you look fab.
ReplyDeleteThat happens. Why do you think some anorexics on weight gain programs actually end up losing weight? Try not to stress about it and just enjoy it =) Congrats on the loss, btw.
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