I've been gaining and losing the same five pounds for the past three weeks and not hitting my period. And yesterday? I got up to 1290 calories, and....what? Instead of gaining like I have been anytime I exceed 900 for the past three weeks, I lose 2 pounds?
Oh, and top that off with a nice dollop of waking up with a blaring migraine.
Sure. That makes awesome sense.
And no, it's not "bumping up my metabolism" because I keep binging, so my metabolism has been well bumped. I have no self control lately.
And apparently my body has no regard for the laws of thermodynamics.
Freaking A you guys. The guy who made up the rules of energy-in, energy-out, seriously needs to take a look at my metabolism and see that it defies all laws of reality.
That, or I am seriously fucking up on calculating my energy-in more than I thought.
Which is the most likely scenario.
(Energy in being calories consumed).
On another note.
I bought shorts.
First pair I've owned since I was like...12.
At least, outside of pajamas.
Fear the thunderthighs.