Called regional manager at security job a cum guzzling dickwad who could suck my left testicle, because the right was reserved for more important people.
Aaaaaaaaand somehow I'm still employed.
Somedays, I don't understand life.
Tired.
Fat.
Can't stop eating today.
Can't bring myself to care.
Norovirus.
FTW.
Not saying it's an excuse.
Just saying that the past two days I've barely been able to eat.
Now today I can't stop.
Like I'm trying to make up for it.
Oh well.
So fucking tired.
The end.
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tehe, oh prettywreck, you're my daily allotment of snarky-ness. don't feel too bad about eating. it'll just make restricting tomorrow that much easier. :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes the universe works in our favor. Plus, he probably deserved it. Hope tomorrow is less of a blah day.
ReplyDeletexoxo, Melissa
Remember, there's always tomorrow. :]
ReplyDelete*High five* Our store manager is in dire need of a wake up call like that. He is such a useless git!
ReplyDelete*Hugs* I declare naptime! *Covers Pretty with nice warm blanket* Zzzz. . .
congrats on still being employed - I've found that standing up for yourself is always best, but maybe your word choice is still something to work on? :)
ReplyDeletelove ya! & you need to email me so I have your new address
It sounds like you're just regaining your strength back. You'll be healthy and back to your diet in no time :) No worries!!
ReplyDeletelol i guess some people just like being flamed. Crazy. I'm sleepy too. Glad you got a post out before you passed out. :) Zzzzzzzzzzzz......
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your witt. It's pretty rad.
ReplyDeleteI highly agree that he doesn't deserve your right testicle.
Stay strong beautiful xx.
"Called regional manager at security job a cum guzzling dickwad who could suck my left testicle, because the right was reserved for more important people."
ReplyDeleteThat kept me laughing all day. Pure genius.