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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Food poisoning.
Binge last night led to me being hunched over a toilet vomiting and violently ill. Over a gallon. I have puked up over a gallon. I know this, because I had to use a bucket...since...well...yeah. You can't puke into a toilet when you're on it? TMI, really, TMI, but whatev. Units of measurement are important.

Yuuuuck.
It's either food poisoning or Noro virus. I'm sticking with food poisoning. I had all my favorites last night and the thought of them makes me start dry heaving. HOORAH.


I feel so gross.
My whole body ACHES. Especially my legs. I keep collapsing on the bathroom floor and whimpering, then crawling into the tub until the heat makes me puke again.




I had to cancel my clients today at the gym. Am pissed. Have to cancel tomorrow, methinks. Also, calling out to my other job, too. Yuuuuuck.
Food fails.
Hahaha, funny, though, because I was telling myself, "FOOD IS POISON" all day yesterday.
LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT.
Feels like I ate arsenic, cyanide, and ass.


DELICIOUS.





ILUALL.
Going tocurl up again and DIE. Will be back when I'm resurrected.

kthnx
♥ PrettyWreck ♥

9 comments:

  1. Ugh, that sucks, hope ya feel better soon!

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  2. Aww, sucks that you got so sick.
    But good that you'll probably avoid these favorites like the plague from now on. ;)

    Feel better soon!

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  3. Is it strange that I want to be that sick? It'd be the perfect dodge from that awful guilt hangover if I had binged.

    The price is steep though, no? No one likes being sick. Hope you get better superfast!

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  4. i'm sorry you're so sick! i hope you feel better soon!

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  5. *Flashback to passing out facedown in a bucket while sitting on a toilet* Ugh!

    Shiiiiiiiiit, Pretty!! Get yourself some lemonade and flatten it. Drink it till you stop puking. Makes it less nasty when you hurl it back up :(

    GET BETTER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!! *HUGS*

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  6. Feel better! I'm sorry you're so sick. :(

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  7. that sucks so bad. I hope you get better soon but the upside is that ur gona loose alot of weight puking your guts out like that! so maybe thats not the best way to look at it, but its kinda true I s'pose. My friend was sick and lost 10 pounds after a week of this stomach virus. Drink tons of water! hope you get well soon.

    xoxo
    vanilla finnegan

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  8. Feel better Pretty! Food poisoning sucks major balls...

    <3 you

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